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Your password must be a minimum of 36 characters. 21 of these must be unique in the password (cannot be repeated). There must be between 4 and 7 symbols (@#$%^<>) used. The uppercase/lowercase ratio shall be 2.4:1, but can have either uppercase or lowercase letters as the predominant. There should be no fewer than 5 non-consecutive numbers that have no bearing on your birthdate, your children or parents' birthdates, your year of graduation, or the year any of your favorite sports teams did or did not win a major championship. The numbers, when summed, should form a prime number.

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