Monday, August 29, 2005

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Your username must be at least 27 characters, with at least 2 different major character types represented (Latin, Cyrillic, Japanese, Chinese, Arabic).


Your password must be a minimum of 36 characters. 21 of these must be unique in the password (cannot be repeated). There must be between 4 and 7 symbols (@#$%^<>) used. The uppercase/lowercase ratio shall be 2.4:1, but can have either uppercase or lowercase letters as the predominant. There should be no fewer than 5 non-consecutive numbers that have no bearing on your birthdate, your children or parents' birthdates, your year of graduation, or the year any of your favorite sports teams did or did not win a major championship. The numbers, when summed, should form a prime number.

The password you use for HouseofWonks cannot be co-functional with passwords used at any other sites, included, but not limitted to: online newspaper/magazine subscriptions, email accounts, bank accounts, wireless phone accounts, phone accounts, cable accounts, gas/electrical/water accounts, online video rental accounts, online music-download accounts, online merchants (ebay, amazon.com), job-search databases, online dating systems, online social message boards, credit card accounts, home/auto/rv loan accounts, work-system logins, home-computer logins, or have any bearing with any telephone- or atm-style passwords used through other telecommunication media.

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I'm sorry. It seems you cannot keep track of all of the usernames and passwords you have created for yourself. Please move into a cave until such time as you are able to "keep up" with civilization.

Thank you.

1 comment:

Brian said...

Excellent! I am going to send that one on to some of our people who demand that I change my password every 60 days.