Planet Of the....

FERAL PIGS!

Wait. That can't be right.

Yes, yes. It's right. Feral pigs are taking over Wisconsin.


Just like they're more cinematically well-known simian comrades in the struggle against human-oppressors, these pigs are,

smart, fast, and aggressive.

As long as they don't develop opposable hooves, I think we'll be OK. After all it only seems to take a pile of rotting corn and a rifle to deal with these crafty underminers of the American way.